Our biology is so weird like aint it crazy how the female egg will only receive one sperm even though theres like 500 million out there
Do you realize what the fuck is going on down there? The Assault on the Death Star. And the only one who made it through was you.
We are all fucking luke skywalker.
one day kuzu finds a giant beetle in his room. peko is on the other side of the island but fortunately sonia hears him screaming and comes to the rescue. she ends up beating the bug to death with her hair bow and kuzuryuu hops down from the dresser and straightens his suit and clears his throat. “sonia nevermind. you have made a powerful ally today.” “aw shucks, it’s nothing” she slaps him on the shoulder and that is how important political connections were formed between the yakuza and the government of novoselic
