.....NESS PROBLEM THAT PLAGUES THIS CITY

Graham Norton show has mock porn films involving an IT specialist and a Market Researcher.. Hey dad, hey mum.

This is awkward.

I almost killed myself with this

Headcanon:

Mami doesn’t have one

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Four words I never wanted to see in an article by a writer for the New York Times.

From this point on, if I ever see  tahnosvibrator conversing with tahnosprivates on my dash, my Tahno is going to interrupt them with his thunderous orgasms.

“September is almost gone...Green Day can be woken up soon.”

—me


[silly…corny…but i thought it was pretty clever, actually! :p]

people asking why ship Kennett: let Miguel answer

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I’m going on the Adam and the Ants diet. 
There’s only one rule - Don’t chew ever, don’t chew ever! 

“Hey I think we should talk tomorrow” text from my boyfriend.

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the amount of brunettes ive fallen for this year is alarming

so many cute brunettes

everywhere

you are pH 8-14

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