Graham Norton show has mock porn films involving an IT specialist and a Market Researcher.. Hey dad, hey mum.
This is awkward.
Mami doesn’t have one
Four words I never wanted to see in an article by a writer for the New York Times.
From this point on, if I ever see tahnosvibrator conversing with tahnosprivates on my dash, my Tahno is going to interrupt them with his thunderous orgasms.
I’m going on the Adam and the Ants diet. There’s only one rule - Don’t chew ever, don’t chew ever!
“Hey I think we should talk tomorrow” text from my boyfriend.
the amount of brunettes ive fallen for this year is alarming
so many cute brunettes
you are pH 8-14