HUMANSTUCK HIGH SCHOOL HEADCANONS
- Rose "Suspended for doing report on the zoologically dubious with graphic pictures" Lalonde
- Jade "Almost expelled from school for pistol-whipping a kid" Harley
- John "Filled the shower heads with flour and garlic salt in the locker rooms" Egbert
- Dave "Ironically the popular school quarterback" Strider
- Karkat "Irritable son of a preacher that can't shut up" Vantas
- Aradia "Got left behind in India over the summer when she was 9" Megido
- Tavros "Breaks one of his legs every month" Nitram
- Sollux "The Best Buy employee from hell" Captor
- Nepeta "Roleplays disturbingly dark things online" Leijon
- Kanaya "Has probably seen every vampire film ever" Maryam
- Terezi "Introduces herself as 'future attorney' and strong believer in the death penalty" Pyrope
- Vriska "Started an underground gambling ring when she was 7" Serket
- Equius "Makes automatons for the local amusement park" Zahhak
- Gamzee "Painted a giant goat on the side of his van for whatever reason" Makara
- Eridan "Founder of an unsuccessful yacht club" Ampora
- Feferi "Has a collapsable trident in her backpack" Peixes
REMEMBER WHEN MCR WENT TO BAMBOOZLE
REMEMBER WHEN GERARD WENT TO COMIC CON AND TALKED ABOUT THE KILLJOY COMIC AND IDEAS FOR THE ALBUM
REMEMBER WHEN GERARD WENT ON SPOILERS AND SAID THE ALBUM WAS GOING FAST
REMEMBER WHEN CW SONGS WERE RELEASED
REMEMBER WHEN FRANK STARTED HIS OWN WEBSITE AND WROTE ANGST POETRY
REMEMBER WHEN MIKEY CHEATED ON ALICIA
REMEMBER WHEN MCR BROKE UP
WHY
WOULD
THEY
DO
THAT
TO
US
