repeating things to be dramatic

  • were just out of milk. were out of milk.
  • we didnt know man. we didnt know.
  • im so sorry. im so fucking sorry
  • you farted in my mouth man. in my mouth.
  • i just dont care. i dont care.
  • i one time fucked a tangerine. i fucked a tangerine.

 When you plug your phone into the charger, you are basically forcing them to have sex, then it makes a bee boop sound when they’re done.

orgasm 

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lovetehworld replied to your post: Oh. It seems that I have been tagged:

oh wow. you’re a black belt? I never would have guessed! figured you would avoid anything that would fuck up yo weave

Yup! It was so fabulous! I miss sparring with people because it was so much fun ;-; Plus my kicks were really powerful and one time I made a kid lose his breath because I kicked him really hard and I would pretend like I was Chun Li! It was actually okay with my weave getting messed because it was like a battle scar. 

I feel like showing emphasis in text can have it's own voice.

It’s so true..!

IT’S SO TRUE!!!

Admit it you read the italics in a fancy voice and the capital in an alarmingly enthusiastic voice.

I had a dream I played red rover with Big Bang and purposely kept crashing into G-Dragon and TOP. Then when I said I wanted to switch games because it was more of my face crashing into TOP’s stomach and I was no longer here for that, he got an attitude.

/weird dreams are weird.

My cat’a name is Shadow and I call him Babes. He doesn’t care. He is such a big baby as he lays above my head. Such a little child I have raised.

i always wonder how many people have blacklisted ‘emily liveblogging at you’ 

I GOT MY LEGS STUCK INBETWEEN MY CHAIR HOW DO I 

but can you imagine becoming famous. Suddenly you have a shit ton of money and you have to work a lot (we often forget that acting, singing, dancing becomes their JOB) and then you have to buy houses because if you ever run out of money you can sell your million dollar home and you travel the world and you get lots of free promo stuff, and you constantly get your picture taken even when you probably don’t look your best or feel your best and if you’re sick all the pressure is on you to get better because you are depending on physicality to make a living and I don’t know man…sometimes I wanna be famous because like I could pay for my college tuition and travel and have nice cars and big houses but damn I don’t think I could with the constant stalking from fans and bad press and pictures and your every move is monitored and you can’t get any privacy and anyone you date will get the shit kicked out of them and it seems like a sad, lonely life sometimes. And it all happens so fast your normal eating freaking cheetos in your room on your damn laptop looking at Tumblr and then BAM Mothafucka becomes famous and lives the posh life.

From now on I will only buy band merch. Eventually the only clothes I will have will be from bands. 

guys if you follow me on twitter im so sorry lolol

OH MY FUCKING GOD RIO FUCKING FERDINAND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I LOVE YOU SIR ALEX AND I FUCKING LOVE YOU MANCHESTER UNITED AND PAUL SCHOLES AND I’M SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

I don’t even see why people want a thigh gap bc they’re really annoying ok food and stuff falls through and they kinda suck

i wish i was someone who i felt completely happy being.. im sure everyone has aspects of themselves (physically and mentally/emotionally) that they feel is flawed and i know i shouldnt belittle anyone else problems but i just wish i liked myself as much as i feel i should. 

If I know one thing in my life, it’s that I can not function without coffee.

Willow trees actually look so hipster.

Like, someone should just edit some glasses on them because seriously. They’re that hipster looking.

lol when Steve keeps on saying “put on the suit” i can’t help but think its a kinky thing and they’re actually talking about suit kinks and just yes pls.

The story about Kimchi

I am seriously wallowing away in my sorrows today, not to mention v-day is tomorrow and my cnblue album isn’t here yet and just LOL i told my mom that if i can’t get a husband, i’m going to get a corgi and name it Kimchi and she looked at me like I was crazy and i kept rambling on about how Kimchi is going to be the cutest dog ever and she told me to stop talking like that because it sounds so heartbreaking and i’m too young to be talking like that and i shouldn’t even be worrying about getting a husband and the I started to talk about how i can’t even get a husband because i don’t even have a boyfriend and i think a cute, adorable corgi named Kimchi would solve all my problems.

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