The word “Directioner” makes me want to cover myself in gasoline and throw myself in an incinerator

The only way you can identify yourself is by saying you’re a fan of a band?

WOW

You’re one cool cat, lemme tell ya

There was a half-feral cat who’s fed by the entire neighborhood roaming around outside, and I tried to coax it in for the night (Okay, not seriously, but I thought about it.)  I. Freaking. Hate. Spiders.  And now I have to wash out the kitchen sink since I sprayed the massive one that was hanging out in there this morning. 

I swear to God, if the landlord (who doesn’t allow pets) keeps dragging his feet about spraying the building and replacing my stupid-ass window screens, I will get a damn cat anyway.

I hate taking a nice shower and feeling super clean only to get out in humidity, and rush to get ready. I mean, I do it to myself for procrastinating, but UGHHHH >=|

Great.

I really dislike the sound of my own voice. *nose wrinkle* Gross.

NGL my ex is seriously the biggest scum bag. I can’t believe I was so blind to him. I keep getting texts from random numbers asking about him and this guy yesterday was like, “I was trying to date this girl and she said she was already seeing someone and she told me it’s Sam and it’s the 5th time it’s happened with him.” He says he doesn’t have a girlfriend but there’s girls around town that say he’s their boyfriend and none of the girls know about each other. He’s seriously whoring around. I know he did that during our relationship why the fuck did I waste a whole year. I can’t believe I stuck so close by his side through all his probation shit and dealing with all that BS and I actually felt sorry for him. At least my eyes are open to the truth now, but I pity the fool that’s next to fall in love with him. It’s a long, hard road. I’m glad I left that lying cheating bastard.

What an awful start to my day :(