- mom: you gotta start sleeping early. that means less internet and tumblr. school comes first.
- me: you're ridding me of my life's purpose
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tomlinsarse replied to your photo: my $5 note luke brooks signed yesterday yey c:
i hate you
u noe wahts betta?
i WAS THE ONLY ONE HE GAVE A LOVE HEART AND A SMILEY FACE TOO. EVERYONE ELSE GOT SMILEY FACES BUT I GOT A LOVE HEART AHAHAHAHAHA
no but rlly.
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The dog had to sleep upstairs with my mum and dad
My mum: I hope I don’t look over and her eyes are glowing in the dark
Me: Only if Satan finished possessing her
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that awkward moment when you say “da bomb” and someone tells you that phrases like that aren’t in anymore
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my parents have this book on their nightstand named black april right and as i was walking by i thought it said black people omg
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omg.
so,
today i was in 5th period right? and then like, i was talking to my guy friend, and out of nowhere i hear the guy i like saying “SO GUYS, oh my gosh i saw the dreamiest guy in Sukhija’s class when we went for that extra credit thing!” and i was like “dude, yeah there was this cute ass guy… which one are you talking about?” and turns out he was talking about the one that Carina and i were fangirling over. Basically, i carried out a normal convo with him after that.

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Omfg Francisco Lachowski where have you been all my life ._.
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remember when melissa answered my message
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homoosesexual replied to your post: I finished all of season 3 True Blood. BUT WHY…
Yes Lara Pulver is Claudine
THANK YOU LIBBUB.