The other day this kid stepped on the back of my flip flop and I made a Pterodactyl noise at him thinking it was my friend and I turned around to see this terrified little sophomore  

Today I showed my mom pictures from the huge beta kids/trolls shoot at youmacon and after a few minutes she’s like, “honey this is great and all but what in lords name are you wearing I’m pretty sure that’s the ugliest costume I’ve ever seen.”  So I laughed and proceeded to show her the first page of Homestuck and she was just like oh.

Like the fact that there were twelve grey people with candy corn horns in the pictures didn’t even phase her it was John Egbert’s horrible fashion sense. 

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NO, I DON’T.
STOP CHASING ME—

Queer as Folk Season 3 Episode 11

  • Debbie: Tuna and Macaroni. It was your favorite when you were a kid.
  • Brian: No it wasn't
  • Debbie: Don't argue with me you fucking loved it.

i was trying to explain to my little sister that most of the bands today dont even write their own songs and use autotune, and she was getting really upset so my mom pulled me aside and told me to stop crushing her dreams

At my uni today there was someone dressed up as the tumblr bot for this survey thing. I started laughing and my friend asked me if i had a tumblr 

ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 

Scram ‘Penis’ whilst coming home from school today with Umara (jais-cute-smile)

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who let fernanda out

woof woof woof

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Lulu: When Christmas comes, can you be a decoration of mine?
Me: ..wat
Lulu: I need an angel for the top of the tree
Me: ….

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bill’s accent when he yelled for shelley tho

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