“And over in Santana and Quinn's room: Quinn falls back onto the bed in slow-motion all blissed out smiles and bed head. She goes, "So that's why college girls experiment." And Santana says, "And thank God they do." They're so sexy right now I can't even handle it. It's seems so natural for them to be like this, right? Like, of course it finally happened. Quinn starts hedging her bets about how it was a one-time thing, but Santana tells her to calm down. It's a U-Haul-free zone up in here. She says, "You could walk out first. Or, we could make it a two-time thing?" Quinn smirks, takes a sip of water, and lunges back across the bed.”

“I can remember walking down Wembley Way at one point for a Liverpool cup final and my wife, Maria, had hold of Steven by the hand. She was terrified in case we lost him because at that age 13 or 14 he was still quite small. We knew how keen he was to go and support Liverpool. As you can imagine, thousands are walking down Wembley Way and it could be quite frightening for youngsters. But there was Steven in the middle of it all, strolling down Wembley Way, and my missus immediately grabbed one of his hands and pulled him in and walked all the way with him to make sure that there was no way we were going to lose him. We got in the stands and went on from there. He thrives on that, he couldn't wait to get in there.”

Former Liverpool youth coach, Hughie McAuley, on baby Steven Gerrard