My highlights from Fox News on Asexuality
“Asexuality has been around for thousands of years, it’s called being a woman once a month”
“They did a segment on asexuality on SNL…so they’ve been represented, definitely”
“They don’t have a sexual orientation so they’ll be treated as lepers; asexual lepers if you will”
“When you say you want to be represented, what do you want, like, the most boring beer commercials ever?”
“How are they being discriminated against in the first place? They have better focus, get more done, don’t have to worry about a myriad of things that ‘you sexual people’ have to worry about”
“When it gets to be that small a percentage of the population, do I really need to recognize you? Like, ‘oh, recognize me because i wear sock monkey hats!”
“I don’t trust them a bit, I don’t trust them at all *group laughter*”
