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I WILL NOT BE IGNORED

Let's all give a nice slow clap for the lovely idiots who don't realize this is a humor blog

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the fact that it is someone’s job to run the doctor who tumblr makes me cry myself to sleep every night in jealousy

If you are reading this right now, I love you!

(ノ◕ ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Honestly, if you think rape is funny and/or you enjoy “pedonoona” jokes, I think someone should take you aside and explain to you why both of those things are disgusting and completely wrong in every single way.

  • Girls talking about their ex's: I'M SO DONE WITH HIM HE'S RUINED MY LIFE
  • Me talking about band members: I'M SO DONE WITH HIM HE'S RUINED MY LIFE
  • Band: Let's go on a tour!
  • Me: YAY!
  • Me: Prepares to sell soul to buy concert tickets
  • Band: Goes to every single city except yours

Hey Chief...

I might be wrong, but I think I’ve run out of Cabin Pressure.

This makes me feel… a lack of Cabin Pressure.

I suggest we… get on writing and recording some more Cabin Pressure.

How does that sound do you?

I'm bored ...someone fix it .

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“Or i’ll cut your tongue and give it to the dog.”

If I see that ASS CLARINET picture one. more time.

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I can't have tumblr famous people following me

It gives me presentation anxiety!

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“Some chick keeps reblogging pictures of some boy band and I have no idea who they are.”

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