“Date: August 17, 2011 11:45 PST To: Anastasia Grey Subject: OMG!!!! Ana, just heard about the fire at Christian’s office. Do you think it’s arson? K xox Rose is online! I jump on to my newfound toy—Skype messaging—”

OH MY GOD.

SHE SLIPPED

SHE FUCKING SLIPPED

SHE FORGOT TO EDIT “ROSE” (as in fucking ROSALIE—this was originally a Twilight fanfiction for those of you who didn’t already know) TO KATE.

HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT IS FANTASTIC.

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING