So in class my science teacher was talking about how during a test we just can’t ‘pull our answers from the sky’ and for some god forsaken reason I said ‘well that’s what christians do’ and some girl almost punched my teeth out. 

  • Caroline at graduation: We're all here!
  • Me: you forgot Tyler
  • Me: hahahahahahahaha

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I saw this scene on Saturday (too hungover on Friday to watch it) and about an hour later I saw this gif:

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Anyone else see the similarities??

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

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now i’m lyin’ on the cold hard ground

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

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NOW I’M LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

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tyrianduplicity replied to your post: tyrianduplicity replied to your post: im so tired…

II’m gue22IIng you don’t lIIke my mu2IIc choIIce2.

i didnt say that it was just a lame joke!

> Gentle headbutt.

Truthful Tuesday I just lied

Weekly, I’m supposed to switch off with one of my coworkers to cover lunches for the other employees. Last week was her week, but Friday, she was out. Ordinarily I would have covered for her that day, but for whatever reason, I didn’t have to.

This is now my week, and today she volunteered to cover the lunches since I covered for her on Friday…which I didn’t. I let her think I did because I really hate this place and I resent the fact that she and I are the only ones saddled with extra work because we are the only ones who don’t complain.

…except she is the only other one who doesn’t complain so I’m really just screwing with her by letting her do this, and not the powers that be, so now I feel like an ass. This is why I never lie because the guilt IS GOING TO KILL ME DEAD.

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