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Stuff Guns n Roses Never Says

  • Axl Rose: I'm gonna put these pants on today
  • Slash: Today I'll wear a fedora
  • Duff: I know where my vodka is
  • Steven: I don't love you guys with all my heart
  • Izzy: *actually talks*

A Fictional Party

  • Clary: Would anybody like to test my new fearless rune?
  • Tris: Does it work on aquaphobia?
  • Percy: Ha, you're scared of WATER?
  • Hazel: *coughs*
  • Jace: Iratze?
  • Wanderer: I think that my medicine would help her much more
  • Harry: Will your medecine make my scar stop hurting?
  • Lena: You don't mean a procedural scar, do you?
  • Peeta: HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT SCARS WHEN IT WAS ALL FOR THE GAMES?!!
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