When I see a white guy I’m attracted to: Stick your dick in me you bland ass white boy. Tell me how you let your mom cut your hair for majority of your life. Aw fuck yeah. Your favorite rappers are lil wayne and bob marley? Ah fuck you’re so ignorant, so exotic. Fuck me.
In the Les Mis fandom we don’t say “I love you”, we say “We need as much furniture as you can throw down” which translates to “These barricade boys will ruin your life” and I think that’s beautiful.
