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R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me

#lol

my paper towels went missing so i had to hire a Bounty hunter

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui est dans le sac

#ahahaha

walk up into the club like what up tHA T’S UNSANITARY

i call this one…………… bold and ash

#more like belongs in the trash

cas shows up 15 episodes late with starbucks

At this point, I consider 1 note a successful text post and you cannot take that away from me

No no hear me out what if

Meenah, Nepeta, Equius, Meulin, and Horuss started a band

cause then they could actually be Meenah and the Diamonds

#homestuck stuff yo

Bangarang

Is this not simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave body. The bright lure of flat irons diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for crimping. For volume. You were made to be permed. In the end, you will always curl.