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Cyber sex.

  • British slut: I want to breathe heavily on your body while caressing your hips with my hands.
  • L: Oh my.
  • British slut: Then I am going to plant gentle kisses on your neck. And then tease your nipples with my tongue.
  • L: Oh that's hot.
  • British slut: Oh yeah. You want me to go lower? What are you doing?
  • L: Playing Sims on Facebook.

i can’t do this omg

i’m probably gonna get off tumblr until you all realize you look fucking retarded.

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oh my fucking god this is why i hate 99% of one direction fans you say one simple FACT about one of them and people go batshit crazy the anon never said anything bad about him so why does she/he need to fuck off???? louis is in fact a little chubby and that's ok you don't need to fucking start ww3 bc of it

ok there are so many things wrong with this

1st of all you wouldn’t have even known that i answered that ask in the first place if you weren’t following me

if you don’t like one direction fans then why are you following me

i never told them to fuck off, jenna did (and i wholeheartedly agree with her but that’s not the point)

i dunno about you but if someone called me chubby i’d be pretty fucking offended so that kinda is a bad thing about him??????

omfg all i said was ‘that’s your opinion that i don’t remember asking for so..’ how the fuck is that starting ww3 you’re overexagerrating

and you say the i’m the one that needs to calm down?

it’s not a fact you dipshit, louis’ not getting chubbier he’s in fact getting skinnier

i’m not even a one direction fan lol

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Oh shit... (continued)

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My mother is following me!!!

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I can kiss her lack of knowing things goodbye now. She’ll be worse than that idiotic sassy gay what’sitsface person….

THE COUGH IT BURNS

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the fact that jensen played preistly makes me LAUGH

People who twist things to make them suit their ship.

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"I don't need to have the last word to make my point."

As she reblogs again just to have the last word to make her point. 

Okay.

when people think they’re superior and more intelligent than anyone who likes twilight or kristen stewart

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Hi, I'm Jenn. I'm the person in the theater who fights back a laugh while everyone else screams.

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Yo Cena, your girlfriend booked her car in with you

again

Soooo Nathan lost his passport…. I can’t decide if I wanna laugh, feel bad, or just wanna hear big kev say I told you so hahaha seriously they need to stuff him in a carry on and brig baby nath to LA! Lol

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