so i’ve started tying colored yarn to my fingers to help myself remember things

[15:13] CG: WHATEVER, THAT’S ONLY BECAUSE YOU’RE A LOT OF STRANGE LITTLE FLESHY PINK BAGS.

[15:14] GG: and youre a lot of strange little fleshy grey bags

[15:14] GG: with horns

[15:14] GG: and particularly cantankerous demeanors!

[15:14] GG: oh jesus i think ive been talking to rose too much

i am not a rapper, the trollmegle experience

  • ▲: YO YO YO ARE YOU READY TO GET THE WICKED SHIT RIPPED OUT OF YOU SON????????
  • ▼: whaaat??
  • ▲: SHIT GIRL THAT GREEN TEXT IS WHACK STRAIGHT UP IN THIS CRIB LIKE A PIMP IN A CADILLAC
  • ▲: LIKE LIQUID MY RAPS FLOW DUNNO HOW TO GO FLIPPIN JAMS ON MY STEREO
  • ▲: WORD!!!!!!
  • ▼: whoah whoah whoah
  • ▼: did i bump into a rap battle here??
  • ▲: HELL YES YOU DID GIRLY
  • ▲: STRAIGHT UP SQUAREWAVE REPRESENTING IN THIS SHIT!!!!!!
  • ▼: well harley can spit that shit, don't you even doubt it!
  • ▼: cuz people run into me and don't think i can spout it!
  • ▼: don't up and call me girly, you don't even know
  • ▼: i know this bro called strider and he taught me how to flow
  • ▲: YO YO GIRL YOU GOT SOME WICKED NICE TRICKS BUT YOUR LAME AS SHIT BUT YOURE PRETTY O K FOR A CHICK
  • ▲: GOIN CRAZY WITH YOUR SHIT ASS RHYMES THINKIN YOUR SO FINE TO PLAY WITH THE BIG KIDS RHYMES
  • ▲: BUT YOU AINT GOT JACK SO JUST TAKE A FUCKIN STEP BACK
  • ▲: MY BRO SAWTOOTH'S GOT IT HERE RAP YOU RIGHT OFF YOUR REAR SPOUTIN DREAMS ALL UP IN YOUR EAR
  • ▲: SO JUST HOLD UP AND WAIT A MINUTE--PUT A LITTLE CONTEMPLATION ALL UP IN IT AND MAKE SURE IF YOU GOT THE GUTS TO WIN IT
  • ▲: WORD!!!!!!
  • ▼: these aren't tricks that i'm flashing, so don't you start up bashing me, i'm not a robot but i do got some sick rhymes, you'll see!
  • ▼: just a chick? you're insult's lacking kick. i'm not stepping back at all, i'm in it to win it now, we're in this for the long haul.
  • ▼: what i'm contemplating is that you should hold it on the sass. you can't just step to me like this: password, fuckass!!
  • ▲: WHOA WHOA WHOA TAKE A PILL YOU NEED TO CHILL NO NEED FOR YOUR PMS ALL IN MY GRILL
  • ▲: HISSIN LIKE A CAT CUZ YOUR MONTHLY CAME BACK AINT NO NEED FOR THE BACKTRACK
  • ▲: YOU GOT FLOW GIRL BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN LIKE WHOA GIRL BEFORE YOU STEP UP TO THE PROS GIRL MAKING ME WANNA GO HURL
  • ▲: BUT OH WHAT'S THAT NOW THE ROBOTS GOT SOMETHING TO SPAT NOW YOU MIGHT WANNA THROW IT BACK
  • ▲: WORD!!!!!
  • ▲: WHATS THAT CHICKY WHERES YOUR RESPONSE AINT GOT NOTHIN TO SAY??????
  • ▼: i'm bringing it back, gotta give a girl a minute! when you're computer's on lag it takes a sec to send it!
  • ▲: MIGHT AS WELL GET YOUR SPEED UP GIRL BEST BE ALL AND READIN UP LEARNING JUST HOW TO BEEF UP BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ASS CHEWED EEYUP!!!
  • ▼: you're still stuck on the fact that i'm a girly girl, and you're lack of creativity makes ME want to hurl!
  • ▼: you challenged me, i brought it, you're on a rhyming spree, your sickness- I caught it!
  • ▼: tryin to make me feel scared, shouting out that you're a pro. not a moment when i cared, you'd better watch out, bro!
  • ▼: cause you say i should throw it back, but that's not how i roll
  • ▼: harley blows it back, look out below!
  • ▼: this flow's coming white-hot down the barrel of my gun, you'd better duck and cover cause you're in MY sights now, son!!
  • ▲: SHIT GIRLY YOU ACT SO DAMN LARGE WISH I COULD SPOUT OUT A RHYME BUT A BITCH HAS GOTTA RECHARGE
  • ▲: SO YOU WIN GIRL TAKE YOUR PRIZE OF MY RAPPING DEMISE HOPE FOR THE BEST BUT WHEN YOU REALIZE
  • ▲: I'M COMIN BACK GIRL SOON AS I RELOAD MY TRACK GIRL THEN I'LL MAKE SHIT WHACK GIRL
  • ▲: WORD!!!!!!
  • ▼: i can't say my victory comes as a surprise, from the moment i started it spelled your demise!
  • ▼: you put up a fight, can't say that i'm not charmed
  • ▼: hope you're feeling alright, took your failure unharmed!
  • ▼: i'd love to rap again when you've got your charge back, come looking again for another jade-attack!
  • ▼: hehe, word!!!
  • ▲: YEAH MAN I'M TOTALLY ALL UP AND FINE JUST GOTTA REBUILD MY RHYMES GOTTA CHILL BACK AND MAKE IT MINE
  • ▲: BUT YEAH GIRL I'LL BE BACK AND WHEN I DO SHIT'LL GET REAL WHACK!!!

Yeah getting to see Beyonce during her world tour for my birthday? 

not happening. 

thanks. 

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On the topic of hospitals, in which Dave was recently in one...

  • tG: If hell was a place then it would be a hospital
  • gG: at least its not like an old medieval hospital
  • tG: Medieval hospitals...???
  • gG: where there were screams to be heard everytime someone walked in for treatment
  • gG: no anesthesia
  • gG: they were awake and aware of what was happening during an opperation
  • gG: as they sawed their leg off
  • gG: or cut a hole in their head to "release spirits," if you go further back
  • tG: Nope noep noep noep neop npe nope.
  • tG: *Plugs ears* I am not hearingg thissss
  • gG: and dont forget tumors!
  • gG: ones on the neck were fun
  • gG: theyd thrash
  • gG: and thrash
  • gG: and they might notve made it through treatment
  • tG: NOPE NOT LISTENIGN
  • gG: you know why we fear dentists?
  • gG: because dentists were the scourge of the times!
  • gG: ripping teeth was the only way to deal with tooth pain!
  • gG: or rotting teeth
  • gG: and there are so many nerves in your mouth...
  • gG: the only form of "anesthesia" was whisky, or beer, but you can still feel the pain through your stupor!
  • tG: Welp I'm all abord the nope train of fuck that ville!
  • gG: you would feel all that pain if it werent for anethesia
  • gG: sooo fun
  • tG: yeahhhnopnopnopnpnop
  • tG: THUS WHY HOSPITALS ARE EVIILLL
  • gG: i want to be a doctor *grins*
  • tG: asdfghklj NOPe
  • gG: being a doctor sounds fun
  • tG: nuh uh being a DJ sounds fun. No NEEDLES OR EVIL WAYS OF HEALING PEOLE. Instead PARTYING AND HAVING MORE FUN!
  • gG: i like needles
  • gG: hey! i know what to get you for christmas!
  • gG: a bunch of medical needles! :D
  • gG: and things like
  • gG: scaples
  • gG: and a saw
  • tG: EEEEKK NOP ENOP ENOP *Rides skateboard to nopesville*
  • gG: awwwww!! dave! come on!!
  • gG: *smirks a bit* ((that was fun))
  • tG: neeedlesss are eviilllllllllL!
  • gG: ERIDAN HAS A TON OF THEM! HE SEWS
  • tG: *Screeches away*
  • gG: *dies laughing*
  • gG: okay...okay...stop, stop....*still laughing*
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