i am not a rapper, the trollmegle experience
- ▲: YO YO YO ARE YOU READY TO GET THE WICKED SHIT RIPPED OUT OF YOU SON????????
- ▼: whaaat??
- ▲: SHIT GIRL THAT GREEN TEXT IS WHACK STRAIGHT UP IN THIS CRIB LIKE A PIMP IN A CADILLAC
- ▲: LIKE LIQUID MY RAPS FLOW DUNNO HOW TO GO FLIPPIN JAMS ON MY STEREO
- ▲: WORD!!!!!!
- ▼: whoah whoah whoah
- ▼: did i bump into a rap battle here??
- ▲: HELL YES YOU DID GIRLY
- ▲: STRAIGHT UP SQUAREWAVE REPRESENTING IN THIS SHIT!!!!!!
- ▼: well harley can spit that shit, don't you even doubt it!
- ▼: cuz people run into me and don't think i can spout it!
- ▼: don't up and call me girly, you don't even know
- ▼: i know this bro called strider and he taught me how to flow
- ▲: YO YO GIRL YOU GOT SOME WICKED NICE TRICKS BUT YOUR LAME AS SHIT BUT YOURE PRETTY O K FOR A CHICK
- ▲: GOIN CRAZY WITH YOUR SHIT ASS RHYMES THINKIN YOUR SO FINE TO PLAY WITH THE BIG KIDS RHYMES
- ▲: BUT YOU AINT GOT JACK SO JUST TAKE A FUCKIN STEP BACK
- ▲: MY BRO SAWTOOTH'S GOT IT HERE RAP YOU RIGHT OFF YOUR REAR SPOUTIN DREAMS ALL UP IN YOUR EAR
- ▲: SO JUST HOLD UP AND WAIT A MINUTE--PUT A LITTLE CONTEMPLATION ALL UP IN IT AND MAKE SURE IF YOU GOT THE GUTS TO WIN IT
- ▲: WORD!!!!!!
- ▼: these aren't tricks that i'm flashing, so don't you start up bashing me, i'm not a robot but i do got some sick rhymes, you'll see!
- ▼: just a chick? you're insult's lacking kick. i'm not stepping back at all, i'm in it to win it now, we're in this for the long haul.
- ▼: what i'm contemplating is that you should hold it on the sass. you can't just step to me like this: password, fuckass!!
- ▲: WHOA WHOA WHOA TAKE A PILL YOU NEED TO CHILL NO NEED FOR YOUR PMS ALL IN MY GRILL
- ▲: HISSIN LIKE A CAT CUZ YOUR MONTHLY CAME BACK AINT NO NEED FOR THE BACKTRACK
- ▲: YOU GOT FLOW GIRL BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN LIKE WHOA GIRL BEFORE YOU STEP UP TO THE PROS GIRL MAKING ME WANNA GO HURL
- ▲: BUT OH WHAT'S THAT NOW THE ROBOTS GOT SOMETHING TO SPAT NOW YOU MIGHT WANNA THROW IT BACK
- ▲: WORD!!!!!
- ▲: WHATS THAT CHICKY WHERES YOUR RESPONSE AINT GOT NOTHIN TO SAY??????
- ▼: i'm bringing it back, gotta give a girl a minute! when you're computer's on lag it takes a sec to send it!
- ▲: MIGHT AS WELL GET YOUR SPEED UP GIRL BEST BE ALL AND READIN UP LEARNING JUST HOW TO BEEF UP BEFORE YOU GET YOUR ASS CHEWED EEYUP!!!
- ▼: you're still stuck on the fact that i'm a girly girl, and you're lack of creativity makes ME want to hurl!
- ▼: you challenged me, i brought it, you're on a rhyming spree, your sickness- I caught it!
- ▼: tryin to make me feel scared, shouting out that you're a pro. not a moment when i cared, you'd better watch out, bro!
- ▼: cause you say i should throw it back, but that's not how i roll
- ▼: harley blows it back, look out below!
- ▼: this flow's coming white-hot down the barrel of my gun, you'd better duck and cover cause you're in MY sights now, son!!
- ▲: SHIT GIRLY YOU ACT SO DAMN LARGE WISH I COULD SPOUT OUT A RHYME BUT A BITCH HAS GOTTA RECHARGE
- ▲: SO YOU WIN GIRL TAKE YOUR PRIZE OF MY RAPPING DEMISE HOPE FOR THE BEST BUT WHEN YOU REALIZE
- ▲: I'M COMIN BACK GIRL SOON AS I RELOAD MY TRACK GIRL THEN I'LL MAKE SHIT WHACK GIRL
- ▲: WORD!!!!!!
- ▼: i can't say my victory comes as a surprise, from the moment i started it spelled your demise!
- ▼: you put up a fight, can't say that i'm not charmed
- ▼: hope you're feeling alright, took your failure unharmed!
- ▼: i'd love to rap again when you've got your charge back, come looking again for another jade-attack!
- ▼: hehe, word!!!
- ▲: YEAH MAN I'M TOTALLY ALL UP AND FINE JUST GOTTA REBUILD MY RHYMES GOTTA CHILL BACK AND MAKE IT MINE
- ▲: BUT YEAH GIRL I'LL BE BACK AND WHEN I DO SHIT'LL GET REAL WHACK!!!
On the topic of hospitals, in which Dave was recently in one...
- tG: If hell was a place then it would be a hospital
- gG: at least its not like an old medieval hospital
- tG: Medieval hospitals...???
- gG: where there were screams to be heard everytime someone walked in for treatment
- gG: no anesthesia
- gG: they were awake and aware of what was happening during an opperation
- gG: as they sawed their leg off
- gG: or cut a hole in their head to "release spirits," if you go further back
- tG: Nope noep noep noep neop npe nope.
- tG: *Plugs ears* I am not hearingg thissss
- gG: and dont forget tumors!
- gG: ones on the neck were fun
- gG: theyd thrash
- gG: and thrash
- gG: and they might notve made it through treatment
- tG: NOPE NOT LISTENIGN
- gG: you know why we fear dentists?
- gG: because dentists were the scourge of the times!
- gG: ripping teeth was the only way to deal with tooth pain!
- gG: or rotting teeth
- gG: and there are so many nerves in your mouth...
- gG: the only form of "anesthesia" was whisky, or beer, but you can still feel the pain through your stupor!
- tG: Welp I'm all abord the nope train of fuck that ville!
- gG: you would feel all that pain if it werent for anethesia
- gG: sooo fun
- tG: yeahhhnopnopnopnpnop
- tG: THUS WHY HOSPITALS ARE EVIILLL
- gG: i want to be a doctor *grins*
- tG: asdfghklj NOPe
- gG: being a doctor sounds fun
- tG: nuh uh being a DJ sounds fun. No NEEDLES OR EVIL WAYS OF HEALING PEOLE. Instead PARTYING AND HAVING MORE FUN!
- gG: i like needles
- gG: hey! i know what to get you for christmas!
- gG: a bunch of medical needles! :D
- gG: and things like
- gG: scaples
- gG: and a saw
- tG: EEEEKK NOP ENOP ENOP *Rides skateboard to nopesville*
- gG: awwwww!! dave! come on!!
- gG: *smirks a bit* ((that was fun))
- tG: neeedlesss are eviilllllllllL!
- gG: ERIDAN HAS A TON OF THEM! HE SEWS
- tG: *Screeches away*
- gG: *dies laughing*
- gG: okay...okay...stop, stop....*still laughing*


