No one can catch the motherfreaking denim fox
that didn’t work
Man all I want to do is have someone with a sexy voice speak at me about intelligent things and turn me on
you know what’s really funny is going into the ‘to be deleted’ tag
I feel so good and inspirational right now like what is going on, I need to bowl good all the time and eat popeyes mashed potatoes like what is this.
brb going to write a book.
Sometimes I post things and wax on about something that I think is hilarious, often in the tags, but then NO ONE EVER COMMENTS ON IT and I feel stupid.
my life is just a series of mini heart attacks triggered by my laptop running out of charge
i’m dry. i’m sarcastic. if you’re confused, i’m probably joking.
i’m funny okay gtfo