J2M’S CHILDREN ARE GOING TO GROW UP TOGETHER 

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[BREATHES HEAVILY]

all I had to eat today was a sandwich so I was gonna go make food and my mom was all like nah gurl I got this go do your homework and I’ll get your some potato soup

three minutes ago she walking into my room, whispered April Fools,  handed me a bowl of water with a potato in it and ran away

Can we just take a moment and like

go on anon

and leave the first person on your dash a really nice anonymous ask?

Like, that shit makes my day.

SOMEBODY FUCKING HOLD ME I JUST REALIZED THAT

LITTLE ITALY GAVE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE HIS UNDERWEAR

AND

FUCKIN

ITALY GAVE GERMANY A PAIR OF UNDERWEAR FOR CHRISTMAS

AND SAID SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF “YOU SEEM LIKE YOU WOULD LIKE UNDERWEAR”

ITALY YOU BASTARD.



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