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cosmo sex tip: stare dreamily into his eyes and say, “i think you’re the man i’ve been looking for all my life.” pull out your gun. arrest him. you have finally done it. you have caught 24601.

the season finale for the walking dead is on tonight but it’s going to be fine i mean there is only going to be 27 deaths and a psycho governor and don’t forget those human eating bastards wandering around and ksldhgskldghsldk

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I think Captain America's butt should have its own movie.

and it would save the world

and everyone would be like “DAYUM”

and no one would want to be a villain 

because no one could contest FREEDOM BUTT

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