Okay if someone brought me some of these

 


I would love you FOREVER 

I wish there was a johnny rockets close by, the closest one is in DC, I think 

Can someone please send me box full of Oreos?

I really really really want donuts.

I don’t get why Sour Patch Kids get such a bad rep, man. 
They make your body have reactions before you even come in contact with them.
JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM CAUSES YOUR MOUTH TO WATER.
Then your tongue is suddenly alive and it’s like nothing has ever tasted closer to lightning and afterwards your tastebuds are just so alert that nothing tastes the same after.

Sour Patch Kids are essentially the ribbed condom of the candy world.

someone wants to donate a kiss to me?

I need to start making french fries more often.

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