I don’t get why Sour Patch Kids get such a bad rep, man.
They make your body have reactions before you even come in contact with them.
JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM CAUSES YOUR MOUTH TO WATER.
Then your tongue is suddenly alive and it’s like nothing has ever tasted closer to lightning and afterwards your tastebuds are just so alert that nothing tastes the same after.
Sour Patch Kids are essentially the ribbed condom of the candy world.