imagine people were able to purr
like
each time they’re happy, they JUST START VIBRATING
okay
now
what if a surgeon were to be performing some operation
and suddenly he remembers something that makes him happy idfk
so he just starts PURRING AND HIS HANDS SHAKE AND HE WAS HOLDING THAT KNIFE THINGY SO HE MAKES A MESS AND oh god the patient dies.
so they make this rule,
In order to be a doctor, you have to get your purring removed
and they can never show happiness again
EVER
Somewhere, John and Mrs Hudson are watching the Eurovision Song Contest, eating crisps and drinking wine (they started with tea, but it was never going to last) and laughing at everything Graham Norton says. They didn’t vote, but Mrs Hudson particularly enjoyed the Russian grannies, and John has to admit they were adorable.
It’s not the same though; not without the vague sounds of disapproval coming from the kitchen, interspersed with the results of an explosive experiment almost certainly designed to make as much noise as possible, because while Sherlock was very clever he was always a little bit of a child and he never liked to share - not even with the greatest of all European traditions.
right you know that post where it’s like “why can’t humans give birth to pizza instead?” wouldn’t it be pizza giving birth to pizza not humans and wouldn’t there just be pizza walking around everywhere and what if humans and pizza swapped roles and you could order humans from a shop and serve them at parties
i love you guys so much like whoa it’s like people following me and mostly you’re quiet which is awkward but you’re still there and liking posts and idk it’s like this warmth, you can’t always see it but you feel it and it’s just really nice
like follower count doesn’t matter, but just having a couple of people following you and, I mean, thinking you’re cool enough to follow, that’s pretty sweet ily people
Goshen
Goshen - Beirut
