• Me: I hate life and I want to die, nothing is ever going to make me happy again
  • Me 5 minutes later: I am so horny right now wtf
  • Me an hour later: wow I'm actually happy right now, I feel really dumb for being upset earlier, life isn't that bad
  • Me 2 minutes later: I want to kill myself

there’s a girl in my class and if you say anything a bit rude etc she will get her bible out of her bag and hit you with it

  • Daragon Shippers: GD liked a picture of a cat!!
  • Daragon Shippers: Dara has a cat..!!
  • Daragon Shippers: DARAGON IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!

When Loki cries I cry. 

having to go pee in a one piece bathing suit is pretty much the worst thing that could ever happen

A summary of the Metal Gear Solid series

  • Metal Gear?!
  • Metal Gear!
  • metal gear
  • hhhmmmmetal gear
  • mmmmetal geearrrr
  • METAL GEURRRR
  • METAL GEAR
  • butts
  • butts
  • SNAKE
  • butts diarrhea
  • butts
  • LIQUID
  • buttal gearrs
  • metal gear?
  • METAL GEAR!

Sometimes I think I hate everything. But then I remember that Dianna Agron exists and I think the world is not as doomed as I thought it was.

i had a picture of brandon flowers as my desktop background and my friend leaned over and said ‘he’s ugly’

i didn’t speak to her for three days

this is so off key omg

this literally causes me physical pain

i frequently go back and forth between loving people and thinking everyone is a bag of dicks

and when i say “frequently” i mean like every two minutes

tell us stories anya it is stORYTIME

ok i’ve got a good one

this one time in kindergarten it was circle time and i was sitting behind one of my friends while my teacher was talking, and out of nowhere he turned around and gave me a chocolate-caramel creme saver (i only remember the flavor because it was my favorite)

i then proceeded to fall madly in love with him for about five years

drops phone into a volcano because i playing 27 games of draw something

I suggest Supernatural. Because yes.

Sigh the thing about Supernatural is that it has so many fucking seasons. And when I get hooked on something, I get really obsessed and end up saying “ok just one more episode” a bunch of times but with Supernatural it’s neverending and I’ll never get anything done again!!!

an interesting character trait of mine is that if i see something i don’t like i will literally just fall over, my body gives up and then i’m on the floor. 

This is a word for word profile of some girls

I love music. my three favorite bands are Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil and A Day To Remember c: (I like other bands too) my favorite stores are Hot Topic and Zumiez. I LOVE to longboard c: I love Adventure Time :3 I have my nose pierced, my belly button, snakebites and fake gauges (my mom won’t let me have real ones .-.) I love sweaters c: if you’re wondering, NO that is not my natural hair color. I like to dye my hair.

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