I nearly killed someone today

I was just on a bus and heard the following conversation:

Woman #1: That Darren Brown thing was so fake on Friday did you see it?

Woman #2: Oooh I know you could tell he was an actor

Woman #1: I know you would think with all the money he has he would get better actors for it, even that Leony girl was rubbish. He could have got his wife to do it or something.

Woman #2: I know, I won’t be watching any of that tosh again.

(Note the use of the word tosh… i laughed internally)

#derren brown

Bryan: "The guy with the camera seems like he's gay for his friend."
Me: "Are you watching Ghostfacers?"

jimcrocodilecook said “i love you junmanjoume” and also pledged to not lie about it

Math.

-Teacher is discussing about angles.-
Teacher: What kind of boys do you look for at the dance?
Me: A straight one?
Teacher: No! acute one.

#everyday

Fuk.

#league of legends

drabble #1 ) from 'littlescottishangstmuffin'

the prompt is ‘usuk & cake’. ♥

Chris (clearly luring me into a joke): What do Christmas decorations and Jews have in common?
me: They're both hung up on ancient outdated ideologies that no longer benefit society?
Chris: If you can't find them check the attic