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a few days ago my mum told me when i was 3 and all my friends wanted to be princesses and fairies i wanted to be a pirate so i could steal people’s money and get rich

it explains alot

Listening to *N SYNC’s greatest hits on this lovely morning brings me back to simpler times when my Friday nights consisted of b*witched and five concert specials on the Disney channel.

Things were so much simpler back then. Sigh.

I’m going through what I assume to be my 5th grade journal, and wow I was so great at writing mhmm oh man

you were never cool unless you had these

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Once when I was in middle school I made up a rap about chicken pot pie. I hyped people up about it then “performed” it by standing up on a bench in the girl’s locker room and basically delaying the start of class that day.

when i was younger i told my mum i was allergic to water because i didn’t want to have a bath

Just came across a ~*celebrity crush*~ collage I made circa early 2005 (I was eleven?).

The mean age of the men on it was about 45.

Not much has changed.

when i was like nine or ten i got my hands on the diary of a young girl and i became obsessed with anne frank and world war II and the holocaust. my grandma lived in germany during wwII and she had so many cool things and our family lineage to prove that we we’rent of jewish heritage to stay out of concentration camps. then i was on the internet looking up anne frank and i found this band called neutral milk hotel and i made my mom buy me a cd at barnes and noble and the rest is history 

listening to slipknot and system of a down.

omg memories of being a 9 year old.

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i remember when i was like 9, i saw a chain letter and forgot to repost it so I stayed up all night in fear I was going to die

Story time:

When I was 8, I went to the dentist, and she was poking my teeth with that cool looking hook thingy, and I really liked it, so when we were done, my mom was talking to her and she wasn’t looking, so I took the thingy from her table and put it in my pocket, LOL. Well, guess what, I just found that thingy in a box, I’m laughing really hard… 

this is what i’m talking about: 

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