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So many dicks in my inbox but none in my box.

I saw some interesting graffiti today. It said:

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If I had a pet fish I would name her Ophelia so that at least this way she couldn’t drown

“O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?”
“IN A POCKET UNIVERSE”

This is why I LOVE James Marsden and 27 Dresses

James Marsden: Love is patient, love is kind, love is slowly losing your mind.

— Mac Miller

nicki starts her verses with

i’m the female weezy

i’m going to start my verses with

i’m the female gd

i hoard all these urls because i hope that one day a person is going to think that it’s witty or s/t and they’ll give me a million dollars for it

PLOT TWIST UR GIRL ON HER WAY TO STEAL ME