How Thor Should Have Ended
- Loki: I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!
- Thor: (thinking) Well then, let's get married!
- Loki: What?
- Thor: Let's get married! Then, we can be equals and rule over Asgard together!
- Loki: We can't! I'm a Frost Giant.
- Thor: Even better! A wedding between us will unite our realms.
- Loki: We can't! Mother and Father will forbid it!
- Frigga: Actually that sounds like it would work.
- Odin: guthyafsalvkmha!
- Volstagg: A feast then! To celebrate your union!
- Loki:
- Thor:
- Loki: Fine. But I'm doing the seating chart.












