it's probably true, tho

  • Penna: I wonder what Jeremy Renner thinks of the Hawkeye initiative
  • Cass: i bet rdj is jealous
  • Penna: HE PROBABLY IS
  • Sam: okay so
  • Sam: what if dean found out
  • Sam: that jess was pregnant before she died
  • Sam: omg i almost wrote "sam was pregnant"
  • Sam: wHAT IF DEAN FOUND OUT SAM WAS PREGNANT
  • Dean:
  • Sam:
  • Dean: he would accept his brother for who he is

OH MY GOD

TOM’S SAMUEL L JACKSON IMPERSONATION

I CANNOT

my friend just said: breakbert is gonna be so weird, blind and one armed…

during the big battle scene when natasha was kicking ass, my brother leaned over and asked me in the most serious tone, “when is she going to turn into a spider?”

Double the Gray, double the sex...

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“No.”

“What's that movie? Bareback mountain? Oh wait bareback means having sex without a condom....”

—Aunt Teri over coffee with my mom omg
  • RDJ: I'm glad somebody's clappin'.
  • Craig Ferguson: They're applauding your penis. *crowd & RDJ laugh* Which I, Uh, River tells me wouldn't be the first time

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So much sexual frustration. Sex between them must be so aggressive and painful but pleasurable pain. Klaus would bite Stefan and let the wolf venom slowly make Stefan writher in pain and make him weak and then Klaus would just fuck him rough and fast until Stefan is crying out. And he doesn’t know if he’s crying out in pain or pleasure, it’s just a mix of euphoric feelings. And they’d come and Klaus would make Stefan beg for his blood for the bite to heal and Klaus would just wait a second, stare into Stefan’s eyes and sees the vulnerability. So Klaus gives him is blood and they kiss and then Klaus holds Stefan in his arms and they fall asleep.

  • "And whose grandfather might you be?"
  • "Well, I don't know, who is your grandmother?"

oh and btw i'm going to call you sho-chan from now on!\(//∇//)\ //SORANDOM

OH MY GAD< sfgalsjkfbclamscacASDJHSADLFA WHY

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why would you do this to me?!

then i shall call you Misaki-chan

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