HIGHLIGHT OF MY WEEK WITH THE BIRD FAMILY CLAN:

SITTING AT THE TABLE WHILE EVERYONE TALKS TO EVERYONE ELSE WHO IS NOT ME AND SUDDENLY EPIPHANY- I AM SO FUCKING DRUNK RIGHT NOW AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO REALISES IS ME 


Today some girl said “he made me sign a contract”

Transcription of the day:

  • boy: tumblr’s like twitter for hipsters

but i sent so many snapchats last night and i am so sorr y for all of theM

Hussie oh my god

THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE STAYING AT THE SAME HOTEL AS I DID IN THE PHILIPPINES

WHAT IF HTEY HAD THE SAME ROOM AS I DID

WHAT IF THEY ARE NAKED IN THE SHOWER WHERE I’VE ALSO BEEN NAKED

WHAT IF OH MY GOD

2 things

So the other day I went to Walmart to look for Taylor cards and I asked this person that worked there “Excuse me. Could you show me where the Taylor Swift cards are?” and her response just shocked me. “Who’s Taylor Swift?” I was speechless. So I just walked away and WALMART DIDN’T EVEN HAVE ANY CARDS.

Second thing. So you guys know that picture that was out today of Taylor in Fido? Well, I was looking really closely at it and…. she’s sitting at the exact same table I sat at when I went in the exact same spot and I was freaking out and like dying of excitement and stuff. 

Now to wait for the “stuff” to happen… :)

um

my parents ended up having two more cups of tea after that

yeah

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