Souji evolving into Mara during sex.
“ah” said souji “it’s coming, yosuke”
“no I can’t contain this it’s just coming too fast oh no oh god oh my oh me lionstigersbears”
“did someone say bears”
“teddie go away”
teddie was the bed though
“no souji dont that’s a bitch to clean”
“god your butt is like the mysterious side of the moon”
“would you listen to me”
souji started evolving!!!!
yosuke mashed the b button
souji turned into mara and it was really painful but yosuke became a man
It would have been the understatement of the year to say Sam was surprised, when he got home after a weekend hunting, to find a rabbit hopping around in the living room.
“Gabriel,” he said slowly, leaning against the edge of the door, “why is there a rabbit in the house?”
“Her name’s Cookies,” Gabe replied, completely disregarding the question.
“Cookies,” Sam repeated, raising an eyebrow. “Why does she have a name?”
Gabe gave him a look that clearly implied that was a stupid question. “Well I’m not just gonna call her the black one,” he replied.
Sam sucked in a breath and closed his eyes, bracing himself for the explanation. “Are you telling me there are two rabbits in the house?”
“Yep,” Gabe agreed, and jerked his head at the couch. Sam looked up and stared at the white rabbit curled up between two pillows, twitching its brown-speckled nose.
a man wanted to get his wife something for their anniversary so he decided on lingerie so they would both enjoy the gift and he goes to pick it up and tells the woman behind the counter what he wants and she brings out a red one and he picks that one but she says she has something better and brings out a nude colored one so he takes it home and she takes it in the bathroom and says “i’ll show him.. I’ll go out there with nothing on!” so she steps out and he looks at his wife and says “well honey don’t you think you should have ironed the wrinkles out first?”