My excuse for everything today:
- Teacher: Why don't you have your homework?
- Me: Because I'm Misha.
- Mom: Clean your room.
- Me: I can't. I'm Misha.
- Dad: Hey would you mind-
- Me: Nope, sorry, I can't I'm too busy being Misha.
- Random person in the hallway: Hey will you move?
- Me: No bitch I do what I want. I'm Misha.






