spock drop and roll
So we were eating dinner and suddenly my dad asks “so when did you become a Pepperony fan?” And I said “when I first saw the Avengers” and he looked at me funny and then I realized he meant pepperoni. He was talking about the pepperoni pizza.
knock knock
here comes my cock
that moment when you get a new tumblr crush and then you sort of accidentally turn into a stalker
