So, I know a majority of you know about Sherlocks ringtone that Irene gave him, the moan.
I have that as my text notifications, it gets interesting looks, this is beside the point.
The thing I want to tell you all is that when I plug my phone into my computer via a USB port, a connection is made, it moans.
My phone gets sexually aroused when I plug it in.
i imagine skype conversations after they’ve been silent for a while to be something akin to sitting in a room with no one but the other person and looking at everything but them, occasionally taking out your phone to check tumblr but the terrible feeling of a forgotten conversation and and awkward silence still hanging over the both of you as you desperately think of something to say