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The Adventures of Sherlock and the Deerstalker

  • Sherlock: Why is it always the hat photograph? Is it a cap? Why's it got two fronts?
  • John: It's a deerstalker.
  • Sherlock: Stalk a deer with a hat? What are you going to do, throw it? Some sort of a death Frisbee? It's got flaps! Ear flaps! IT'S AN EAR HAT, JOHN.

“The appearance of the boss was really distinctive. The long blonde hair, the sunglasses. Rouge, purple, more purple. Fur wrapped around his neck, purple as well. Nationality, gender and even looks uncertain, a dubious person. ”

—Description of George Ace, from the Tsuritama novel chapter 4 (only badly translated with help of google translate, but still worth sharing)

“You two have a lot in common! She's a scientist and you are....a bit nerdy.”

—Sophie (Leverage: The Top Hat Job, S2 Ep06)
  • Captain Stacy: You would have me believe that he, in his spare time, is running around dressed up like a giant dinosaur?
  • Peter: Not dressing up and not a dinosaur. He has transformed himself into a giant lizard.
  • Captain Stacy: ....
  • Jack: Did you invent this 'Colbert Bump' in your head? Or is it actual statistics that you've got?
  • Colbert: No, no! There are ACTUAL - no, there are studies that have been done!
  • Jack: By who?!
  • Colbert: ...People who study things, Jack.

“You look ravishing, you look beautiful, you look different! We are My Chemical Romance and we fucking love you UK”

—Gerard Way 

“Actually, the most impressive thing about you is that after all this time, you're still bone-dead stupid. ”

—Ten
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