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  • america: I fought for my Indepence
  • argentina: I fought for my Independence
  • mexico: I fought for my independence
  • cuba: I fought for my independence
  • every other colony in the continent: I fought for my independence
  • brazil: Portugal said that if I gave him money no one would die

we’ve got the prettiest women and the greatest everything so fuck you sit down and eat your vegetables properly while we dance, sing and do our samba dance because we’re fucking awesome see you in 4 years

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I actually like the 4th of July though, because like every other American holiday, it's just an excuse to drink a lot and do stupid shit.

I would like to point out that in South Australia these are the road safety signs

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If you think South Australia gives a shit about safe driving you are mistaken

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I came back from a Timmies run when I read this. Awesome.

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‎”l’iliade ci insegna che tutta la vita é una battaglia; l’odissea che tutta la vita é un viaggio; il libro di giobbe che la vita é un enigma, e la divina commedia che tutta la vita é desiderio”
—roberto benigni

I get mad when people stereotype Norwegians but then I remember that a Norwegian author wrote a book about firewood, and it’s a best seller. This is his comment on the case: “For there is no nonsense when it comes to a stack of firewood. It does not lose value in the stock market. It does not rust. It does not file for divorce. “ (x) 

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