Everything I hate about Tom Hiddleston:
- His adorable laugh.
- His British charm.
- His spot on impressions.
- The fact that he can sing.
- The fact that he dances like a loon.
- The fact that he's one of the best actors I've ever seen.
- His expansive knowledge of every subject brought to his attention.
- His sense of humor.
- His eyes.
- The way he sits like a whore.
- His hands.
- His legs.
- The fact that he can speak multiple languages.
- His amazing taste in music.
- The love he has for Hiddlestoners.
- His optimism.
- The fact that he has completely ruined and taken over my life.
- The way he makes ovaries explode.
- How he puts himself into every character he plays.
- And most of all, the fact that I love him so dearly it hurts.


