Someone put a webcam on top of the office fridge to monitor our kitchen behavior.

The only reason I know this, however, is because I went in there to eat some of the shredded cheese that I brought for my lunch and as I was pouring the cheese from the bag directly into my mouth—head tilted back, mouth agape—I looked up and saw it staring back at me, capturing me in my most disgusting, and natural, state.  

Now, I think it’s only up there as a joke and isn’t connected to anything, BUT if someone is monitoring our behavior, they are going to be appalled by me… if they weren’t already.