why ricki
i am 234565432% done rn
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Ricki:
Look at the notes on your read more
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Me:
Oh for.
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What the fuck is that.
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Ricki:
A goat.
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Me:
Wait really.
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I thought it was some sort of bird.
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Oh.
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Ricki:
AHAHAHAHA
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Me:
I see it now oops
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Ricki:
IT'S A GOAT
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Me:
ha ha
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Ricki:
I'M GONNA PEE
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Me:
omfg I SEE IT'S NOSE NOW I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE BACK OF ITS HEAD
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Me:
RICKI, I just told my flatmate that she shouldn't move to Canada or England to "escape" socialism, and she responded "wasn't planning on it"
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Me:
SHE TOLD ME TWO WEEKS AGO SHE WAS GOING TO MOVE TO ENGLAND FOR THE HEALTHCARE
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Ricki:
"get the transcript"
