- John Green: Let me tell you a story about how you got your name.
- Alice/Eleanor: Dad, I already know th-
- John Green: So we asked the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES,
- Alice/Eleanor: You've told me this five hun-
- John Green: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, BARACK OBAMA. We asked him what we should name you-
- Alice/Eleanor: Dad, please.
- John Green: AND HE TOLD YOU TO NOT FORGET TO BE AWESOME.
- Alice/Eleanor: Can I have some money now?
- John Green: Fine, but don't accept any pennies as change.
the fact that harry is taller than his twenty year old boyfriend and when they kiss louis probably wraps his arms around harry’s neck and goes on his toes and harry tilts his head down to meet him with this stupid smile on his face and he prob lets out a breathless chuckle against louis’ lips because, wow, he can’t believe louis tomlinson is his.
“Liam’s a man now,” the fandom sighed with a chorus of sobs.
Meanwhile, Liam is refusing to consume any alcohol and instead devotes his time to convince everyone that he is truly Batman in disguise, but he can’t have any of his ‘cakeyyy’ yet because his ‘daddy’ makes him eat his vegetables first.
Liam Payne is not a man.
He is the man.
I want to know what Benny thought when he saw that every single night Dean would retreat into himself, sit somewhere far away in silence to pray
I want to know if he ever saw Dean’s clasped hands and crumpled brow and tightly closed eyes like trying to will something to appear out of thin air
I want to know if he ever overheard please Cas please come home to me
you think you want big boobs??? yoU REALLY THINK YOU WANT BIG BOOBS
HOW ABOUT THIS
- THERE ARE NO CUTE BRAS IN YOUR SIZE
- IF THERE ARE YOU GOTTA SELL A FEW ORGANS T O AFFORD ONE
- GOING FOR A RUN?? YOU’LL HAVE TO WEAR TWO SPORTS BRAS TO KEEP THOSE CHESTICLES IN PLACE O K
- GONNA BUY THAT CUTE SHIRT?? NICE TRY IT DOESN’T FIT OVER YOUR BOOBS
- HOW BOUT THAT DRESS?? LO LNOPE
- IF IT DOES PEOPL E ARE GONNA THINK YOU’RE A SLUT
- LOW CUTE SHIRT WITH THAT RACK??? YOU;RE A SLUT
- YOU’LL LOOK LIKE A SQUARE IF YOYU WEAR A TSHIRT
- okay yes sometimes having larger boobs is nice buT SOMETIMES THAT’S ALL GUYS PAY ATTENTION TO
- IT’S NOT A NICE FEELING TO JUST BE A SET OF BOOBS AND NO OTHER OUTSTANDING QUALITIES
- B O O B S A R E J U S T F A T
this right here is the reason why the potter fandom will never die.
we’ll always have something to discover, always have a new way of looking at things, characters, actions. it will never end because j.k. rowling won’t let it end - whenever we think we’ve read it all about the hufflepuffs or remus lupin, she’ll have something to add and we’ll feel the potter excitement all over again. that is the true magic behind the books.