Krampusnacht.

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Scaring kids and drinking.

What a good night.

I like to think I am a person that doesn’t really panic

but I swear to god if I’m anywhere near a centipede all bets are fucking off

THERES A MASSIVE FUCKIGN EARWIG CRAWLING ACROSS THE FLOOR FUCK

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Sweet baby J on a popsicle stick

I am completely bagged. We got slammed at work. 

Also, nothing makes you hate children more than retail. I watched some brat pull down every mini stick his scrawny arms could procure and leave them in an almost broken pile on the floor. 

Those are composite sticks, you little parasite. They’re worth more than every bone in your putrid little body!

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There's a Furby thing on the side of my dash...

AND IT’S FREAKING ME OUT. 

Is it just me that sees a little grey polaroid-looking thing whenever I put a picture into a text post?

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