there are oreos in the house.

there are NEVER oreos in the house.
BUT I CAN’T EAT THEM.

 

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I bought dessert yogurt.  Shoot me now.

If sugar’s so bad why did Jesus make it taste so good

going to make homemade sweet potato chips

and then eat them all and convince myself that it doesn’t count.

Everything looks so good rn. I’m like 

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 at all the pictures of food. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SOB I FUCKING HATE DIETING. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

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When you want to eat more, but can’t because you’ll surpass your daily calorie intake

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Why does ice cream scream the loudest at bedtime?

I mean, really.

OMFG

My Mum and I BOTH just tried sneaking out of the house to go to the shop.

We ran into each other trying to get back in without the other knowing, our arms full of chocolate.

“I won’t tell dad if you don’t tell.”

Frozen sugar free pudding almost tastes like ice cream.

/gross sobbing

Starting the South Beach diet tomorrow.

The next few weeks are gonna be hell.

If anyone were to bring me fast food right now, I'd seriously do anything to thank you.

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NO I’M MAKING CHOCOLATE CAKE!  

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Oh christ.

We have plain yoghurt in the fridge. Don’t ask why.

I, trying to be healthy, have decided that I want some with some Alpen.

I’ve also put some honey in there to try and liven things up.

I haven’t eaten yoghurt in over 5 years because I don’t actually like it, I’d hoped things had changed.

Alas no, IT IS DISGUSTING.

Why would you want to eat this?

I actually hoped that I would like it so that I could have some sort of breakfast tomorrow.

Okay. Time to find something else to eat.

Gosh, I really HATE sugar substitutes.

I hate the after taste it leaves in my mouth. I hate how fake it tastes. I hate diet drinks for this sole reason.

I just ruined my cup of Earl Grey tea because I put that crap, Truvia in it to try it out because I’m trying really hard to lessen my sugar intake and be healthier since I’m feeling really disgusting about myself, but I DON’T THINK I CAN DO IT. The gross taste is lingering in my mouth.

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Why couldn’t I have been blessed with a fast metabolism? Damn it all.

IM JUST SITTING HERE LICKING SALT AND TACO SEASONING OFF THIS PLATE HELP

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