“No I'n not single; I'm I'n a long distance relationship. My boy friend lives in the future.”

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My cousin, Kym

Sam!!

Are you online right now? I need to fangirl with you. Because Mercedes’ binder. Like I can’t.

Why are they separating Sam from his cream? Why are they sending Mercedes thousands of miles away from one of the only people to believe in her? Why Glee?

I WISH FOR YOU, OH MIDGARDIAN BEAUTY, TO GRASP MY SHAFT WITH YOUR FULL GRIP, AND PROCEED TO USE MY HAMMER IN A MANNER MOST PLEASING. THE HAMMER OF WHICH I SPEAK IS NOT MJOLNIR, CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF!

OH MY GOD Does this mean that Damian has to talk in an American accent because I just might freaking die if he does! Oh my God I just can't!

i would say sorry about all the hunger games/peeta/josh reblogs.

but to be honest if you’ve been following me for a while i get into spastic spurts an you know it.

so yes. enjoy the cuteness that is josh hutcherson.

MATTHEW'S HAND. IT'S ON MARY'S STOMACH.

O M G.

Don’t tell me she’s not pregnant. DON’T EVEN TRY.

-Tobuscus puking sounds-

I CAN’T DECIDE WHICH SONG I LIKE THE BEST. THEY’RE ALL SO FREAKING GOOD. OMFG. EARGASM x INFINITY. I’M CRYING LEGIT TEARS RIGHT NOW ;~; CAN I HAS A HUG PWEASE? T__T

I'm sitting in my room. In tears.

speaking of rabbits.

the forced day of relative exposure did have one bright point, which was visiting my dad’s girlfriend’s work- she works at an old people’s home looking after the critters they use for animal therapy, so we got to play with pygmy goats and bunnies and guinea pigs and then we went back to my dads and got the baby guinea pig on my lap and it was squeaking so muchhhhh

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i started watching Merlin for the first time about a week ago and i'm now up to season 5 episode 4

I just can’t get over Seeking a Friend, man.

I just haven’t stopped thinking about it.

Ugh, what I’d give to be right back in the theater watching it again.

I wouldn’t mind dying with my emotions again.

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