I hate saying things like “Oh I just read Hamlet for the first time it was p cool”

because then people are like THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN WHY DIDN’T YOU READ IT YET

I 

don’t make a habit

of reading shakespeare

it’s not usually my thing

okay

i mean

sob….

Ugh.

Monoblahs.

I think the worst part about playing Dragon Age obsessively...

…is that I’m starting to see approval stats hovering over every single conversation I have.

  • *me sitting in class with my hood up, hugging my knees*
  • Rob (my friend): hey you ok?
  • Me: mhhm just tired
  • Rob: you sure? Cause you look dead. D-E-A-D, dead.
  • Me: *mumbles* thats because i am
  • Rob: what?
  • Me: *fake smile* nothing, im ok
  • Rob: ok good

do you know how stressful it is to have to go to a mechanic as a gay man

I AM EXTREMELY BORED AND I LIKE TO GET MESSAGES

i’m at a half sketch/half hipster coffee place that’s open 24 hours and i am too afraid to ask for the wifi password so i’m just using my hotspot on my phone hah

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