I hate saying things like “Oh I just read Hamlet for the first time it was p cool”

because then people are like THE SHIT IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN WHY DIDN’T YOU READ IT YET

I 

don’t make a habit

of reading shakespeare

it’s not usually my thing

okay

i mean

sob….

Ugh.

Monoblahs.

I think the worst part about playing Dragon Age obsessively...

…is that I’m starting to see approval stats hovering over every single conversation I have.

  • *me sitting in class with my hood up, hugging my knees*
  • Rob (my friend): hey you ok?
  • Me: mhhm just tired
  • Rob: you sure? Cause you look dead. D-E-A-D, dead.
  • Me: *mumbles* thats because i am
  • Rob: what?
  • Me: *fake smile* nothing, im ok
  • Rob: ok good

I AM EXTREMELY BORED AND I LIKE TO GET MESSAGES

do you know how stressful it is to have to go to a mechanic as a gay man

i’m at a half sketch/half hipster coffee place that’s open 24 hours and i am too afraid to ask for the wifi password so i’m just using my hotspot on my phone hah

you peeps that have already read all of it keep on liking my liveblogging posts and i can almost hear you all laughing at your computers and whispering ‘oh eloise„„ youre so naive„, ha.haha.,ha„,’

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