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“Can Mr. and Mrs. Lester please collect their six foot two tall man child from the information center as he has lost you.”

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“You might see a kinder, gentler Derek coming about ”

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  wow so gentle

Bow Down / I Been On

my new favorite thing to do is look up “running pugs” on google because omg jUST

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LOOK AT THESE

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fUCKING

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PUGS

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MY CLASS WENT ON A TRIP TO THE METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART TODAY AND WHEN WE GOT TO THE EUROPEAN PAINTING SECTION OUR TEACHER STARTED TALKING ABOUT THIS PAINTING OF AN ANGEL APPEARING TO MARY AND TALKING TO HER ABOUT HAVING BABY JESUS AND HOW MARY IS REACTING WITH JOY

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AND THIS KID IS MY CLASS LOOKED AT IT AND SAID ‘LOOKS LIKE MARY ISNT HAVING ANY OF IT I MEAN SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES SAYIN “BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE ME PRAYIN YOU NEED TO HOLD UP AND TAKE SEVERAL STEPS BACK”’ AND I LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT LIGHTHEADED AND MY TEACHER HAD ME SIT ON ONE OF THE MUSEUM BENCHES SO I COULD RECOVER BECAUSE LOOK A HER FACE

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IM GONNA POP A BLOOD VESSAL IM STILL LAUGHING SO HARD

“An Adam's Apple. Hairy legs.”

—Jaymi Hensley (What do you look for in a girl?)
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