Last night I realized that if I were a young and naive showrunner and wrote a show based solely on myself and my friends in New York City, I would literally be the only black character. There would be .5 black characters on that show because all of my friends are white and I am racist.

just got a call for a logo design for a feminist non-profit that included the phrase “no women symbols anywhere in the design”

no word on whether male symbols are allowed, women symbols are the only ones specifically banned in the call out

literally the only good thing about having hazel eyes is that they aren’t brown

Supernatural fandom do you guys even like your own show

#i feel like you all hate yourselves

Some of my favorite opening lines, translated through Gizoogle...

A Season in Hell: Once, if mah memory serves mah crazy ass well, mah thuglife was a funky-ass banquet where every last muthafuckin heart revealed itself, where every last muthafuckin wine flowed.
Anna Karenina: Kool as fuck crews is all alike; every last muthafuckin unaiiight gang is unaiiight in its own way.
La Chute: May I, monsieur, offer mah skillz without hustlin tha risk of intruding, biatch? I fear you may not be able ta make yo ass understood by tha worthy ape whoz ass presides over tha fate of dis establishment
Pride and Prejudice: It be a truth universally bigged up, dat a single playa up in possession of a phat fortune, must be up in want of a ho
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: Yo ass don't give a fuck bout mah crazy ass without you have read a funky-ass book by tha name of Da Adventurez of Tomothy Sawyer; but dat ain't no matter.
If on a winter's night a traveler: Yo ass be bout ta begin readin Italo Calvinoz freshly smoked up novel, If on a winterz night a traveler
L'Étranger: Mama took a dirt nap todizzle
The Great Gatsby: In mah lil'er n' mo' vulnerable muthafuckin years mah daddy gave mah crazy ass some lyrics dat I've been turnin over up in mah mind eva since.