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Admission #87: Family Medicine

N: I think the patient had a previous miscarriage…but I can’t ask her with her sister in the room because I don’t think she wants her sister to know. (The patient spoke a dialect of French and her sister was interpreting)

Me: Maybe you can ask the sister to ask the patient whether she had a ‘close friend’ who had a miscarriage and that’s why she’s afraid of being pregnant?

N: Good idea!

N (to patient and sister): C, do you mind asking your sister whether she had a friend who had a miscarriage? Is this why she’s worried about the baby?

Patient and sister begin talking. Suddenly, they start to argue and yell.

N: Um, ladies?

anti-king replied to your photoI’m trying to get this to start healing while…

Kris, you should just let it keep bleeding so every time you open your mouth it looks like you’ve just finished feasting on the blood of your enemies. \uwu/

I don’t have to fake that.

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