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When Thelma was pregnant with Jess:
- Thelma: My waters have broken!
- Ozzy: What d'you mean? You've pissed yourself?
- Thelma: No, John -- my waters have broken
- Ozzy: Eh?
- Thelma: I'm having that baby.
- Ozzy: Is anyone in here a doctor? We need a doctor. Help! We need a doctor!
- Thelma: John, you just need to drive me to the hospital. We don't need a doctor.
- Ozzy: We need a doctor!
- Thelma: No, we don't
- Ozzy: Yeah we do, I don't feel well
- Thelma: John, you need to drive me to hospital. Now.
- Ozzy: I don't have a driving lisence.
- Thelma: Since when has the law stopped you from doing anything?
- Ozzy: I'm drunk.
- Thelma: You've been drunk since 1967!
- Ozzy finally gives in and drives her
- Thelma: Seriously, John. Drive faster.
- Ozzy: The car won't go any faster!
- Thelma: You're only going ten miles an hour.