“I got hit by an aeroplane once - sort of, anyway. And I broke my neck on a quad bike. Then I died twice during the coma. I had AIDS for 24 hours, too. And I thought I had MS, but it turned out to be a parkinsonian tremor. I broke my clack that other time. Oh, and I've had the clap a few times. And one or two seizures, like when I took codeine in New York, or when I date raped myself in Germany. That's it really - unless you count the abuse of perscription medication.”
—Ozzy Osbourne talking to a doctor, who then replied “Why are you still alive?!”
