Memo
so i went and picked up my dad to take him to his doctor’s appointment while wearing my beatles shirt and this happened
and my parents wonder why i don't tell them about tumblr
- me: ugh john had better not be married in season 3
- dad: but neither of them are gay
- me:
- dad:
- me:
- dad:
- me: *trying not to laugh*
- dad: because sherlock's asexual, and john, at least the character, isn't gay
- me on the inside: OHGOD HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT THEY AREN'T GAY HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN SHERLOCK HOLY SHIT FATHER OH GOD
- WAIT
- wait
- did you think martin freeman was gay
- me: well john's a hedgehog
- dad: is that something inappropriate from the internet
- me: what
- dad: what does it actually mean
- me: it means that he is a hedgehog dad he looks like a hedgehog
- dad: actually he does
I ALMOST JUST HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK HFSDHFSDKLHFSDKFG
I’M SITTING HERE
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, READING SOME FANFICTION IN THE LIVING ROOM
WHEN I HEAR
THESE LOUD ASS QUACKS COMING FROM BEHIND ME
AND I TURN AROUND AND LOOK OUT THE WINDOW
AND THERE’S A FUCKING FLOCK OF GEESE JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE
JUST SQUAWKING AT EACH OTHER
WHAT DO I DO
so i was talking about the avengers with dad
- me: spiderman wasn't in it
- me: i wonder if he'll be in the second one somehow
- dad: if i directed it, he wouldn't be in it
- me: why?
- dad: he just doesn't belong
- dad: all the others are tough and manly and he just shoots webs
- dad: WOW LOOK AT ME I SHOOT A WEB
