Lemme tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know right its so embarrassing. I don’t even, whatever. So then in 8th grade Irene hit and Sandy was like weirdly jealous of her. Like I would rate her a 1 and Irene a 3 and she’d be like “Why am I rated so low?” and I’d be like “Why are you so obsessed with me?”. So then for my birthday party, which was category 3 and up, I was like “Sandy, I can’t invite you to my party because you’re a category 1”. I mean I couldn’t have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wiping out the entire city there. I mean right. She was a category 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so stupid. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her. And she came back in October, and I guess now shes destroying the entire East Coast.
Hurricane Katrina: Let me tell you something about Sandy. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing I don’t even…whatever. So then in eigth grade, Irene hit, and Sandy was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would rate her a 1, and then I’d rate Irene a 3, she’d be like, “Why am I rated me so low?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-category 3 and up party, I was like, “Sandy, I can’t invite you, because you’re category 1.” I mean I couldn’t have a category 1 at my party. There were gonna be storms wipping out entire cities there. I mean, right? She was a CATEGORY 1. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in October, and now I guess she’s destroying the entire East Coast.
